In case the Chiron/Neptune conjunction is getting you down, here is some comic relief from Al Yankovic complete with lyrics. I found this on the , and the poster there included the lyrics. Some of the most accurate Saturn in Virgo lyrics include these pungent lines:
Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art.
This is one of Al’s all-time classics. Unfortunately it can’t be embedded, so